Ok. So we’ve all imagined what it would be to have… *cough cough* alone time with certain monsters. Heck, for some of us these fanged creatures awakened certain feelings that have never gone away.
But this site is about asking the tough questions.
Which Monster is the best in bed!
Vampires: Danger, Sex, and Immortality… What else could you ask for?
Why we love them!
Let’s be real for a second. Vampires are hot and have been forever. This is a small list of vampires from TV and Film.
Now, the reason that I’ve waited to use Vampires last is because well…
Vampires are easily some of the most flexible, sexy monsters out there. Want them to be tough animalistic bikers? Check out Lost Boys. Does elegant but dangerous European royalty appeal? Dracula, here we… cum. We have business tycoons, mystic priests, kick-ass leather-clad women, and men hunting for their souls.
Oh, and they’re all fantastic at sex. Most of us would walk right into their crypt with a smile on our faces cause we just know it’ll be worth the bites. Maybe we can do it forever.
What they do!
Vampires do it all. If you’ve read our section on werewolves, mummies, and demons (oh, my!), you can swamp them with a vampire fairly easily. But here are some things our fanged friends can do.
- Dominating Presence: When a vampire holds out her hand, she’s given a drink. Even speaking to these ancient powers slowly turns you into a desperate thrall. Willing to do anything to make them happy.
- Unholy Power: Stronger than 20 men, faster than the eye can follow, and able to endure more than any human. There is no comparing them.
- Orgasmic Bite: Even a tiny bite can send someone over the edge. Some people return to the vampire over and over again to feel the ecstasy between their teeth.
- Erotic Mastery: How many lovers have they had over the past decade? Century? Millennium? They’ve learned secrets about the body lost to time. It may seem like his fingers are simply grazing your inner thigh. But his touch sends waves of pleasure greater than any human.
- One of a Kind: Despite their infinite experience, they’ve never met anyone like you.
How to use them:
Vampires are at the top of the food chain. So act like it. Think about your favorite power fantasy (CEO, King, Mafia Boss), but you’ve given them extra powers and a thirst for blood. This is the roleplay to pull out the stops and show off.
Here are some ideas for Vampire Roleplay.
Character Options:
- Black Tie Affair: Deck in sultry evening dresses or rock a suit.
- Black is an excellent color to get into character but so is blood red. You’ll slay in both.
- Hidden Wickedness: For couples who like to use toys keep them on your person. Ready to use on your partner.
- Edible Blood: It is often made of chocolate and can be quite fun to lick off each other (MAKE SURE YOU GET THE EDIBLE VERSION).
Situation Options:
- Devilish Meeting: The Vampire partner is “introduced” to the undead prince. The “innocent” is shocked when ordered to strip and even more surprised when they do.
- The Hunt: Something about you overwhelms the vampire’s caution. He’ll have all of you before the sun rises.
- Feast: A subduction has brought an innocent victim to the vampire’s layer. Still, their charms prove irresistible even once the undead monster is revealed.
Vampire Sex
- Of course, neck kisses are a must.
- Experienced and varied. These lovers use bondage, gentle whips, gags, toys, oils, and wax. Whatever you might want to try, the vampire gives a good excuse to do.
- Drink a glass of wine and kiss. Let them taste your “blood.”
- Vampires love receiving and gifting pleasure.
- Sex: Go for broke. Either missionary, where you have full access to your partner’s neck OR try one of those special occasion positions.
A few sample characters:
Vivian
Dangerous When Bored
Found in the most exotic locals, the priciest gourmets, and the most exclusive clubs, Vivian cannot abide going without.
This has always been true. For hundreds of years, she’s collected the finer things in life. Art, literature, and, of course, lovers.
Handsome men, beautiful women, and if they are married all the better. She delights in seducing, enthralling, and finally abandoning the elite. Forcing them to serve their better… and rewarding them when they do a good job.
- Evening gowns of all sorts, but red is her favorite color.
- Necklaces that nestle between her breasts.
- Black lipstick.
- Often, her lovers parade for her enjoyment.
- Slight British Accent
- Vivian will “spoil” her pets occasionally but also must be pleased during foreplay.
- My favorite position is missionary, where she can stroke her lover’s hair or head.
Sample Dirty Talk:
- Very good.
- Follow me and you’ll experience pleasures, unlike anything you’ve ever experienced..
- Show me what you can do, human.
- Going to swallow you whole.
- Keep it up, and I’ll reward you, little boy/girl.
Victor
Tutor of the Innocent
Victor knows in the soul of every kind, sweet, and “modest” lady (or gentleman) is a sex-crazed demon just waiting to be unleashed.
His seductions combine the charming prince and a wicked criminal. Sweeping his lovers off their feet while driving them wild with lust. He then tempts them to greater and greater acts of depravity.
Once Victor has stripped his “pupils” of their shame and awakened their hidden desires, he’ll either leave them without a word… or turn them into vampires.
The greater the challenge, the sweeter the reward.
- Suits, watches, the man is literally dressed to kill.
- Keeps a ruler on his person for immediate punishments.
- Loves to issue a command, listen to their weak resistance, and watch them obey.
- Edges his lovers until they beg him to fuck them. In the filthiest possible language.
- Doggy style.
Sample Dirty Talk:
- The dress is exquisite, but tonight, you wear nothing underneath.
- Either touch yourself for me, or I’ll punish you. Either way I win.
- Did you know I can read your mind? Right now, you’re thinking about me fucking you on this table with everyone watching.
- Good girls only get to watch. Wouldn’t you rather be wicked?
- I’m going to drink you dry.
I hope you enjoyed. We’ve got more like this coming out, including an entire book on Roleplaying scenarios for you and your partner.
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Cheers,
Capricos