The Bold and the Brazen

Ok. So we’ve all imagined what it would be to have… *cough cough* alone time with certain monsters. Heck, for some of us these fanged creatures awakened certain feelings that have never gone away.

But this site is about asking the tough questions.

Which Monster is the best in bed!

Mummies: Wicked Fantasies from Another Time

Why we love them!

Ok, there is one reason and one reason only a “Mummy” even makes this list.

But believe it or not ancient creatures of power which happen to be REDICULOUSLY attractive has been a thing for a long time. Appears in Buffy, old pulp stories, and of course fantastic late 90s early aughts action adventure tales.

These creatures look and feel like a normal person but are actually awakened souls from another time.

But what makes them so… romantic and differentiates these old souls from the other hottie undead (looking at you vampire).

A few things.

• One is these creatures are truly tied to another time and place. While a vampire might be old, these ancient sorcerers have awakened. They do not conduct themselves on the customs or belief’s of the modern times.
• Many are tied to love stories already. Sacrificed virgins, men buried alive protecting their wives, an ancient curse to resurrect their lover.
• The Incans, Egypt, Aztecs, even possibly the celts are all of the people who practiced these arts. These ancient cultures seem strange and exotic (even when they aren’t), and that can add to the thrill.

What they do!

Mummies tend to be powerful sorcerers and have secret powers which can enflame the passions of us mere mortals.

• Spirit Traveling: These sorcerers can cast their souls into the world. And mortals who have inflamed their passions cannot escape. They might watch you touch yourself. Maybe their magic hacks into your phone texting filthy promises and commands.
• Hypnotic: These powerful sorcerers were so dangerous that ancient rulers locked them away in tombs. Their very words send electric thrills up and down your spine. At their nod you engage in acts of depravity. Sexual behavior you’d never imagined suddenly becomes your all consuming desire until with a snap of their fingers you’re back… ready to serve.
• Reborn Love: Centuries may have past but the Mummy has not forgotten. They seek their lost loves reincarnation.
• Royal Delights: These were not peasants. Ancient rulers, advisors, princesses, warlords, all become Mummies. So when they return they expect all the pleasure of their old world… and this new one.

How to use them:

Mummies are a chance for some imagination. Jewelry, necklaces, wigs, accents… you name it. As long as it gives off a feeling of exotic timelessness and power. Also have fun with the room creating the perfect “lair” using pillows, music,

Also give them a name. Something to moan a little later. But it’ll sound better than saying… Mummy.

Unless of course that’s what you’re into.

Here are some ideas for Mummy roleplay.

Character Options:

• Robes. Free flowing, easy to discard, and often elegant.
• Make up for men and women. Especially highlighting the eyes.
• Jewelry: Especially necklaces and earrings. Gold is the best color.
• Oil. For comfort and shine.
• Perfume or Cologne. These are elegant creatures.
• Something that can double as: staff, rings, a wand, crystal ball. But what’s important is the mummy has an “item of power.”

Situation Options:

• Awakened: One partner, “stumbles into the tomb,” causing the Mummy to awaken. The intruder must be punished.
• Reincarnation: The mummy is going to summon the spirit of their love into a new body. This of course will require a ritual involving candles, message, oil, oral, binding, and bringing their victim to orgasm.
• Summoned by the Mummy’s ancient power, your partner submits to the wicked debaucheries and whims of their new lord.

Mummy Sex:

• Enjoy being spoiled.
• Sensuality: Foreplay is king.
• Enjoys making their lovers dance for them.
• Sex: Either missionary or cowgirl but really what’s important is skin to skin contact. And especially for their lover to be able to touch, caress, and worship them.

Have some sample characters:

Iss’ah’la

Newly Awakened.

For generations nations trembled when Iss’ah’la appeared. A sorceress of unimaginable power she had statues, monuments, entire cities built in her honor. The beauty never aged and spent her days in never ending delights. When she finally died (rumors say of poising) the mob hid her deep under the earth so she might never trouble humanity again.

But they didn’t know her power.

Two hundred centuries later, Iss’ah’la has reemerged. Resurrected in her temple the would be goddess desires new servants to obey her every command.

• Silk purple robe.
• Painted marking across her breasts and stomach.
• Tiara.
• Forces lovers to pleasure themselves while she watches… before they crawl on their knees and delight her.
• Favorite position is pinwheel.

Sample Dirty Talk:

• Turn and let me look at you.
• This new time provides attractive servants.
• Obey and be rewarded.
• Crawl on your knees.
• Please your mistress.
• Good. Such a good servant.
• Fill me up, boy.

Azra

In Search for Perfection

Azra is driven by a singular driving passion. Through his study of the stars he knows destiny intends on introducing him to the perfect mate. Asleep for three millennium, his calculations brings him to this place and time.

He still has a fair amount to learn about the modern world. It’s promiscuous ways, and easy living. He enjoys reminding these little souls who they truly serve.

But most importantly he tests those who enflame his desire. Pushing them to their limits in order to unleash their potential. Still looking for his soulmate.

• Open Vest.
• Dark Eyeliner.
• Loose Pants with a belt that should be used later for binding.
• Ties his partners hands behind their back, while making them kneel, and sucking his…
• Has his partners ride him cowgirl while he oils them.

Sample Dirty Talk:

• Lets see how you rate.
• Turn for me. So exotic.
• Strip. When you are with me, hide nothing.
• On your knees.
• A goddess. I’m fucking a goddess.

Hope you enjoyed. We’ve got more like this coming out, including an entire book on Roleplaying scenarios for you and your partner.

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Cheers,
Capricos