Keeping it hot at the table.
So let’s be honest. Dungeons and Dragons is filled with fun, adventure, and a lot of very horny players. The memes only tell a part of the story. Heck this is part of what got us to create our very own Erotic Table Top Game.
See here
But it does beg the question… what kind of dungeons are we talking about ;).
Barbarian: Fueled by Instinct
Often called wild savages these people are driven by their natural impulses. They have a tendency to act rather then debate.
Hot.
This class is literally defined by their overwhelming emotion. In the heat of battle this is called rage. But meanwhile in the bedroom this fugue state goes by a different name, passion. The barbarian might loose control but gains unearthly power, endurance, and supernatural abilities.
A fair trade.
Game time? Sexy Time!
So I developed a 5e compatible system for character seduction and sex for me and my partner. While I won’t be going into all the details of how it works here. The cliff notes version breaks down into two basic elements…
- A new character trait called: Magnetism (different from charisma)
- A new skill challenge called… fucking.
I’m subtle.
A Freak in the Sheets
So how does the powers and abilities of the barbarian translate into their sexual conquests? Let us begin with their most fundamental trait.
Rage/Passion
These wildfolk do not make love quietly and politely as those in the city do. Instead, they gleefully allow themselves to be overwhelmed by their own desires. When in a passion Barbarians rut loudly, enthusiastically, and in ever growing intensity empowered by the moans of their partners. However, they must be careful lest they lose all control and spend themselves early… leaving their lover unsatisfied.
- Cannot have stealth sex.
- While fucking in a passion the barbarian can add their strength modifier
- At the end of every round must make a wisdom saving throw.
- The lover may chose the help action to aid the above saving throw if they let out a moan or grunt.
- With enough saving throws, the barbarian is given additional pleasure dice.
Along with this several other of the barbarian’s class abilities double. Unarmored Defense/Savage Allure allows the Barbarian to add their Constitution or Strength to their ‘Visual Appeal.’ Their Danger Sense also allows them to roll insight at advantage for the purpose of telling if someone is attracted to them. Finally, Feral Instinct lets them know what their new lovers favorite foreplay is, without having to ask.
Roleplaying
Of course maybe you want to bring the characters from the table into the bedroom. Though for the record a Barbarian would just knock everything off the table and get to business. Here are some ideas to help unleash your inner fury.
Traits
- Blunt: If a Barbarian likes something they’ll say it. “Nice rack.” Or… “Gotta huge dick. Bet I could swallow the whole thing.”
- Cocky: These folks consider themselves gods in the sack. And are eager to show off.
- Protective: They’ll burn a village down to protect or impress their lovers.
Outfits
- Either a very tight shirt or none at all. Unarmored Defense remember. These guys don’t bother with a lot of cloths.
- “Tattoos” on the chest, arms, or inner thigh. A great place to trace your fingers.
- No underwear.
Sex
- Loves oral sex as foreplay.
- Pin down lovers to demonstrate their strength.
- They enjoy hearing their partners scream their names and howl in response.
- Favorite Position: Doggy
Sample Dirty Talk
- I’m going to fuck you into a coma.
- I can smell how much you want me.
- Can’t wait to taste you.
- Harder! Fuck me harder.
- Take it. Take it all.